Sunday
Jun272010
How to Start Your Own Religion or In the beginning there was Claudia & [INSERT EX-BOYFRIEND NAME HERE]
June 27, 2010 Holy scriptures should be written with wine & on napkins & the backs of receipts. Believe everything you write when you are drunk & sad, because it is a spirit speaking through you. Name your chapters after them. The Books of Jack, Jose, Jim & Smirnoff are often the most inspirational.

